Samantha is in public school and that requires fund-raising. We've seen it before and we will see it again. I was hugely impressed by Sam as we went to the neighbor's houses. She was polite and articulate, even offering suggestions. As per usual in my (unbiased) opinion, I was extremely proud of her!
Daddy created the script for Sam below partly due to fundraising overload...
Dear Sir/Madam,
My name is Samantha and I'm participating in a fund raiser for my school. I would appreciate if you would please look through this catalog of worthless crap and see if there's anything you feel obligated to purchase. Since my parents have been duped by this same undertaking in the past, your obligation to purchase this stuff from me is much appreciated. Please make checks payable to my school booster club. I appreciate your assistance and don't call me when your junk breaks. I didn't build it. China did.
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